Friday, March 26, 2010

The Misadventures of p0rn Sigma

It's funnier than it sounds.

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Things We've Learned From Playing RPGs

  • One diving helmet can fit up to four people. (FF6 reference.)
  • If you ever need to build an object out of several different parts, all you have to do is find all of those parts and the object will automatically assemble.
  • All people in Britain walk on a 45 degree angle. (Ultima reference.)
  • Beating up people and animals earns you lots and lots of cash.
  • *grins* If only diving helmets worked like that in real life.

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    Thursday, March 25, 2010

    In Soviet Russia, Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense Delete YOU! - Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense

    From Laser Soup

    Have you ever wanted to eat lasers but found their natural texture too unwieldy for any practical culinary procedure? If so then you are either a mad scientist, Emeril Lagasse, both, neither, or an offspring of the two. Or perhaps.. a demon?


    Seriously though, Laser Soup is an extract of the natural flavors from lasers into a rich stock which, when combined with other things like meats, veggies, CD jewel cases, and pictures of grandma from before she had a stroke and her face got locked in that horrible, horrible grimace, can be a truly delectable soup!


    Laser Soup was instantly catapulted into the global spotlight when unheard-of indie-rock band Spoon sang its praises on their equally unheard album "A series of sneaks." Spoon has a large homosexual following but you dont have to be gay to enjoy laser soup (just kidding, you do). What's that? oh okay ill do it after im done typing this article


    Laser Soup can come in a variety of flavors depending on the time-era from which you obtained your lasers. If you got it from a long time ago and from a galaxy far far away your lasers will probably be green and go zaap! If you got it from the future aboard the star trek enterprise your laser will probably be totally boring and have some insipid social commentary it tries to shove down your throat (delicious!). If you obtained your lasers from my kitchen then rest assured I know who you are and I've already called the police.


    In conclusion, george washington was a hippie who grew and smoked hemp almost every day and should not be on the dollar bill.

    *Raucous laughter*

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    The Craziest Pepsi Flavors (36 pics) » Izismile.com - In fun we trust! Pictures, picdumps, videos, games, celebs, viral content

    Crrraaazzyy fllaaaavvvveeerrrssss!

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    Wednesday, March 24, 2010

    The 17 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Propaganda Posters

    The paragraph on this one made me crack up.

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    Tuesday, March 23, 2010

    The Grand List of Console Role Playing Game Cliches

    I think this page is hilarious because I agree with most of these examples.

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    Saturday, March 20, 2010

    LucasArts Soundtracks

    Check out this website I found at soundtracks.mixnmojo.com

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    The Daily What

    Friday, March 19, 2010

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