Take a Chill Pill

Over here at Las Positas College, school is fairly boring. At least for me, it is.

2010-03-31T11:18:00.001-07:00

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The Misadventures of p0rn Sigma

2010-03-26T00:50:00.001-07:00

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It's funnier than it sounds.

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Things We've Learned From Playing RPGs

2010-03-26T00:30:00.001-07:00

One diving helmet can fit up to four people. (FF6 reference.)
If you ever need to build an object out of several different parts, all you have to do is find all of those parts and the object will automatically assemble.
All people in Britain walk on a 45 degree angle. (Ultima reference.)
Beating up people and animals earns you lots and lots of cash.

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*grins* If only diving helmets worked like that in real life.

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In Soviet Russia, Bad Jokes and Other Nonsense Delete YOU! - Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense

2010-03-25T23:12:00.001-07:00

From Laser Soup

Have you ever wanted to eat lasers but found their natural texture too unwieldy for any practical culinary procedure? If so then you are either a mad scientist, Emeril Lagasse, both, neither, or an offspring of the two. Or perhaps.. a demon?

Seriously though, Laser Soup is an extract of the natural flavors from lasers into a rich stock which, when combined with other things like meats, veggies, CD jewel cases, and pictures of grandma from before she had a stroke and her face got locked in that horrible, horrible grimace, can be a truly delectable soup!

Laser Soup was instantly catapulted into the global spotlight when unheard-of indie-rock band Spoon sang its praises on their equally unheard album "A series of sneaks." Spoon has a large homosexual following but you dont have to be gay to enjoy laser soup (just kidding, you do). What's that? oh okay ill do it after im done typing this article

Laser Soup can come in a variety of flavors depending on the time-era from which you obtained your lasers. If you got it from a long time ago and from a galaxy far far away your lasers will probably be green and go zaap! If you got it from the future aboard the star trek enterprise your laser will probably be totally boring and have some insipid social commentary it tries to shove down your throat (delicious!). If you obtained your lasers from my kitchen then rest assured I know who you are and I've already called the police.

In conclusion, george washington was a hippie who grew and smoked hemp almost every day and should not be on the dollar bill.

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*Raucous laughter*

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The Craziest Pepsi Flavors (36 pics) » Izismile.com - In fun we trust! Pictures, picdumps, videos, games, celebs, viral content

2010-03-25T21:07:00.001-07:00

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Crrraaazzyy fllaaaavvvveeerrrssss!

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The 17 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Propaganda Posters

2010-03-24T18:28:00.001-07:00

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The paragraph on this one made me crack up.

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The Grand List of Console Role Playing Game Cliches

2010-03-23T12:16:00.001-07:00

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I think this page is hilarious because I agree with most of these examples.

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LucasArts Soundtracks

2010-03-20T23:27:00.001-07:00

Check out this website I found at soundtracks.mixnmojo.com

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The Daily What

2010-03-20T17:49:00.001-07:00

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*blink-blink*

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Hello

2010-03-19T00:31:00.001-07:00

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Cool Package Design

2010-03-18T23:57:00.001-07:00

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15 Unfortunately Placed Ads

2010-03-18T23:48:00.001-07:00

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A gallery of walls with stuff written on

2010-03-18T23:43:00.001-07:00

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I'mma Let You Finish.com

2010-03-18T23:32:00.001-07:00

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I'mma Let You Finish.com

2010-03-18T23:29:00.001-07:00

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WannaLearn.com

2010-03-18T23:27:00.001-07:00

Check out this website I found at wannalearn.com

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Especially Deborah | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com — funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people

2010-03-18T23:23:00.001-07:00

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Cerberus Howls With Laughter

2010-03-18T23:18:00.003-07:00

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Invader Zim Corrupts Kingdom Hearts

2010-03-18T23:18:00.001-07:00

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Xenosaga - Just Lose It

2010-03-18T23:17:00.001-07:00

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Final Fantasy X Breakaway

2010-03-18T23:16:00.001-07:00

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Chrono Cross Creepy Doll

2010-03-18T23:15:00.003-07:00

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Drakengard Unwritten

2010-03-18T23:15:00.001-07:00

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Organization XIII is White and Nerdy

2010-03-18T23:09:00.001-07:00

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Arrogant Worms

2010-03-18T22:50:00.001-07:00

The Last Saskatchewan Pirate by Arrogant Worms
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Arrogant Worms - 01 - The Last Saskatchewan Pirate.mp3 (3917 KB)

I love those guys.

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Whee. More pictures. (Don't you just love my sarcasm.)

2010-03-18T21:45:00.001-07:00

These are some pictures that I created off some website or snapped with a camera/phone.

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Silly Drawings

2010-03-18T21:28:00.001-07:00

It's been a while since I've gotten the urge to draw something and have actually drawn something. Here's some of the stuff I've done.

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I hope I never do this...

2008-08-31T22:09:00.000-07:00

I'm afraid that one day I might accidentally hurt someone that I didn't mean or want to hurt. Okay, maybe I did want to hurt them because they were making me mad and I knew I'd regret it if I did, but I did it all on impulse. And this would have occurred because I would have just snapped after suppressing years of violent feelings because "that's just not like me at all."

A Weird Morning

2008-08-08T21:30:00.000-07:00

Before I woke up this morning I was having a dream about...something that I can't remember except that it included chanting. Me and this other person were chanting something that sounded like "Baaaaad...baaaaad!" or else we were bleating like sheep. It took me a few minutes to realize that what I was hearing was actually my alarm clock sounding off. That must be what the experts call "incorporating outside noises."

Ooh. Music!

2008-06-20T18:19:00.000-07:00

Pandora.com.
Now that is a name I could get used to! This is a really cool site where you can make as many radio channels, based on the name of an artist or a song, as you want. In these radio channels you give the songs they play to you a thumb-up or a thumb-down depending on whether you liked the song.
I think my favorite radio channel is based on t.A.T.u. because I give the songs on there more thumb-ups than downs.
I was introduced to this site when I was sitting next to my gothy-looking guy-friend in the computer lab at my school. I was immediately hooked after I looked at it once!

Starting off at a crawl

2008-06-20T17:26:00.000-07:00

Hello everybody. This is my first ever blog. It's called "Take a Chill Pill." Oh gee, even I should have known that! I don't really know much about blogging so I'm learning as I go.
I'd like to say that I have a sense of humor, which I do, but half the time the people I use it on either don't get it, it goes right over their heads, or they get really irritated because I used my sense of humor at the wrong time. I suppose that's why I named my site "Take a Chill Pill."
I'll be posting whatever I find interesting on this blog, and I usually find at least 5-10 things almost every day when I'm using StumbleUpon.